Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Mommy Olympics

I think there should be Olympic competition for the real life skills. And who has more real life skills than a Mommy? There could be the obvious events like "diaper changing," "laundry folding," and "speed vacuuming." But then there could be advanced events like "cooking while nose wiping without cross-contamination" and "helping an 8-year-old with math while burping a baby."

I think I would win the "listening to inane chatter while maintaining a smile" event.

What other events can you think of? What's your best event?

1 comment:

Amanda Renee said...

Right on Mom... I totally agree with you... There also ought to be a medal awarded for lovig a man and not murdering him... UGH jk. Men got it easy.