Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The church in the former big-box store

We've all seen them. Those former big-box buildings that are now churches. We were passing one today and I got tickled thinking about what the announcements might sound like. It would be really easy to utilize the old intercom system:

"Communion, aisle six."

"Nursery, you have a call holding on line two."

"No waiting at altar four."

"Ushers please start your evening zone."


I know. I'm a sick little person.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

too funny