We've all seen them. Those former big-box buildings that are now churches. We were passing one today and I got tickled thinking about what the announcements might sound like. It would be really easy to utilize the old intercom system:
"Communion, aisle six."
"Nursery, you have a call holding on line two."
"No waiting at altar four."
"Ushers please start your evening zone."
I know. I'm a sick little person.